Episode 1

[Kelly Goldsmith]

Is anyone even doing Edgic this season? WHAT IS MY INCENTIVE TO EVEN POST CONFESSIONALS? I already spend enough time talking to the FIFTY OTHER PEOPLE ON MY MASSIVE CLUSTERFUCK TRIBE AND POSTING EVERY 15 GOD DAMN MINUTES ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING DOOR FROM HELL AS IT IS.

I feel like I'm getting left behind. It's a bad feeling. I feel like the race has started and I am still putting my shoes on while simultaneously attempting to carbo-load. I AM A WINNER GOD DAMN IT. I DON'T WIN MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE BUT I WON THIS ONE. IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A YEAR.

AND WHAT AM I? 

A HAS-BEEN. A WASHED UP GODDAMN GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HAS-BEEN. I AM BABY JANE HUDSON. I AM THE 3RD ALIEN MOVIE. I AM...ROCKY V.

IS THIS HOW EDGARDO FELT? I UNDERSTAND NOW. I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING.

AT LEAST I WAS USEFUL FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON. HE WAS USEFUL FOR ABOUT 2 WHOLE EPISODES. 

I CAN'T EVEN GO FROM FIRST TO LAST LIKE TINA WESSON. I'M STUCK WITH.......WHAT, 22ND PLACE MAYBE? 19TH? MAYBE 14TH IF THE SUN HAPPENS TO BE SHINING ON LIL OL' KELLY GOLDSMITH THAT DAY? 

FUCK WARRIORS

[Eliza Orlins]

I'm doing edgic this season.

You're INVNN1 for episode one. Better step it up.

[Kelly Goldsmith]

you can rot in hell NATALIE

[Kelly Goldsmith]

if you're doing edgic, mine is going to suck either way

[Eliza Orlins]

Hey, you asked for incentive to write confessionals. I gave it to you. Don't go telling me to rot in hell for giving you the things you want.

[Eliza Orlins]

May 20, 2015 7:05:39 GMT Kelly Goldsmith said:

if you're doing edgic, mine is going to suck either way

Don't be silly. We PWs are completely unbiased observers. Your edgic will only suck as much as you do. 

[Kelly Goldsmith]

Get hit by a bus you lagoon creature from hell

[Host Jeremiah]

<3 Kelly

[Host Aras]

<3 Kelly's confessionals always give me life.

[Eliza Orlins]

May 20, 2015 14:39:10 GMT Kelly Goldsmith said:

Get hit by a bus you lagoon creature from hell

May 16, 2015 4:18:12 GMT Host Jeremiah said:

Etiquette, Respect

We’re all here to have fun, so don’t be a dick. No personal attacks allowed. If a player is insulting your personal character, let one of the hosts know ASAP.

Jeremiah, a player is insulting my personal character. I'm not from hell, I'm not a lagoon creature, and it's very rude to tell someone to get hit by a bus. 

[Kelly Goldsmith]

apologies to the lagoon creatures everywhere who were offended by the comparison to Natalie

[Eliza Orlins]

She's continuing to do it, Jeremiah. Please ask her to stop.

[Kelly Goldsmith]

jeremiah call me a naughty girl and spank me while you're at it too

[Kelly Goldsmith]

walk on my face with high heels on

[Kelly Goldsmith]

oh i guess it's episode 2 already. darn i guess i'll have to make do with a CP4 edgic for episode 1