Confessionals (Episode 3)

[Baylor Wilson]

Wow okay I am officially the worst journal-er ever. I was never one of those prissy bitches who writes out some "DEAR DIARY" bullshit, but usually I've kept up to date in my confessionals so that y'all bitches can know the 4-1-1. Unfortunately, I'm not doing much of anything these days. I wish I could say I have some super secret plan to get ahead or other sneaky shit, but truthfully I'm struggling to keep up with the pace of this game. I barely talk to my tribemates and I'm DEFINITELY shitting the bed strategically. If I don't get my shit together soon, I can see myself having an early exit in this game.

Three Warriors games in, and I still haven't mastered the early portions of the game. In Greece I had no alliances and skated through based on tribal challenge wins, and in Japan I was the next to go until a Tribal Swap saved me. In this (MASSIVE) group of 21, I'm highly doubting that a shake-up will be around to save me anytime soon. So instead of waiting for the game to save me, I have to save MYSELF. Yes that's right, I'm taking initiative in that I am actively talking with people a lot socially just to get my name out there. If EVERYONE LOVES BAYLOR enough, they'll all invite me into their alliance. Honestly, I'm a great alliance partner to have because I'm both incredibly loyal and incredibly terrible at final tribals. Everybody on this god-damn island should be fighting over me hand and foot to take me to the end. And yet they aren't. Are we sure these are actual All Stars?!? 

Anyways, at the last tribal council, Lex was sent home. I talked to Kass about it, and apparently it was nearly unanimous with Brian throwing a stray vote for shits and giggles. Brian is such a troll sometimes I wonder how the other players take him seriously. I should try to swing a blindside against him at some point just for continuity's sake. However, that would imply that I could ever gain a foothold of power in this game, which is the biggest joke I've heard today. So yeah, Lex went home unceremoniously and it bears mentioning that I WAS NOT THE SECOND BOOT! HALLELUJAH GOD IS GOOD!

[Baylor Wilson]

For the third Immunity Challenge, we played a Survivor Warriors staple: POISONING BITCHES! To be honest, this one makes way more sense in the mafia themed season than in Greece and Japan. It fits the theme quite nicely without changing the challenge at all so I'm honestly super impressed. But yeah, this is literally my third time competing in this challenge... And I still hardly understand how it works. It actually hurts my brain to think about. Are we supposed to use some super Jedi mind tricks to figure out what the other tribe is doing? Should we psycho-analyze them? Should we just randomly throw poisons at random bitches? Obviously, we chose the last one because our tribe is mildly lazy and 100% messy. 

So yeah, this essentially became "LUCK: THE CHALLENGE" for us as Jeremy so nicely put it. I'm sure we could have figured out a way to do this, but we didn't so that's that. We all just threw our potions at bitches because we WANTED to. The funniest part of this challenge for me is that LJ threw his potion at me and I threw mine at him. I think it says a lot about our relationship post-Greece. I'm still a little salty that he beat me and I'd like to blindside him, but clearly he's fully aware of that. We laugh and joke, but I genuinely believe that both of us would like to vote each other out. What a hot little mess of humans we both are to be honest. I love it and I hate it simultaneously.

Anyways, yeah we lost the luck challenge because I'm certain that God has it out for me. When he sculpted me into the legendary Missy payne's BELLY, I was so pretty and smart and talented and he was all "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO GIVE HER ANY FLAWS" so now I'm walking perfection and he's trying to smite me to compensate. It's a good thing I'm not butthurt about it because it is quite frankly RUDE. God needs to get a grip, sis.

[Baylor Wilson]

For the tribal council, there's really nothing much for me to say. Everybody just came to a group consensus that Sierra was annoying and useless in challenges, so everybody decided that she was a goner. I wasn't going to fucking rock the boat to be honest. It's nice to not have to worry or scramble about a vote because it's clear that everyone's voting a certain way and that what's done is done. Sounds incredibly simple, right?

WRONG! Survivor is as simple as a blind person doing a Rubik's cube. Like... Without the colors it just won't work. But that does make me wonder if there are Braille Rubik's cubes? I would assume so, but I wonder if the blind market is big enough to warrant them? I dunno but I will google this after I'm done confessionaling. Anyways, it got complicated because Sierra figured out she was going and threw a massive tantrum. She shrieked and then left both the tribe chat and the Warriors chat. To be honest, that was pretty stupid of her but I actually respect it. I probably wouldn't have done that on the off-chance I could swing the votes, but she went out with fire and I really appreciate that. It sucks that everyone else on the tribe ending up hating her because I really do think Sierra's a sweet girl. I will be her SOLE DEFENDER here.

So yeah, after Sierra's meltdown Tribal Council became an exercise in tedium. Sierra went home in a 10-1-1 vote and that was the end of it. ON TO THE NEXT EPISODE <3 BAYLOR KEEPS ALIVE AGAIN YAS BITCHES