Episode 4

[Kelly Goldsmith]

Fuck T-Bird's vile wet dog smelling ass.

I wanted to work with her too but apparently she went after me last round. What did I even do to her? I actually felt devastated that T-Bird didn't get cast on S31 but now I am rewatching the moment she was told that she didn't make it on over and over with a throbbing erection

fuck t-bird and baylor

BAYLOR IS GOING HOME UNLESS SHE HAS AN IDOL IN WHICH CASE I AM GOING HOME

[Kelly Goldsmith]

i hate literally everyone in this game except for edgardo, how fucked is that? like i want to go to the end with this idiot because it would be hilarious

it's not possible though because his massive ego is going to make him want to take me out eventually

which i'd actually be okay with. edgardo winning this season would probably be the most iconic scenario imaginable. i just need to be booted at a memorable TC at this point and i'll be satisfied

[Kelly Goldsmith]

the other tribe annoys me so much
i shouldn't even be complaining because i got relatively lucky with the tribe i am on right now. and if i get voted out then i know i fucking deserve it
thanks for not picking me for your group of idiot rejects jeremy

[Kelly Goldsmith]

my dream is an alliance of me abi alina edgardo dolly AKA the feminist warriors all we have to do is vote out edgardo at f5 like in warriors 2