hi I'm here
I'm also really tired and kind of want to roll over and sleep all day but I'm forcing myself to do this
you're not going to get very great quality but hey it's something so ya that's good right?
Tonight is basically a mess. We, technically, should have the numbers 6-5 over the other faction,
however, of course, it can't
POSSIBLY be that simple. No, Jeremiah, deciding that Survivor isn't difficult enough to begin with, decides that now he needs to toss in seventy-four twists in an auction, after just doing a ridiculous Fiji-style twist dictated completely by randomness and not leaving any power whatsoever in the player's hands. Like...I thought I was playing Survivor: Warriors. Not Survivor: Twisted. I had the opportunity to play Twisted but I played Warriors instead. And now you're just taking that choice out of my hands and deciding to mix the two together. There's probably a double vote, a sit-somebody-out-of-TC card, an idol, and seventy-four other things in that auction and I got jack. Now, my strategy sucked, mind you, but it's gotten me to make out like a total princess
(I mean I kinda am one anyways but y'know what I mean) in auctions before, and considering how many boxes there were I thought I mighta gotten lucky.
Sigh. No such luck tonight.
Our side wants to target Coach for some god forsaken reason - who the hell even is he? I haven't spoken to him
once this whole game. He's basically a ghost. That's a reason to keep him
around at this stage. I guess people are scared of an idol or blah blah blah, but still. Geeze. LJ or Dolly would be going if I was aligned with a group of people other than five of the most psychotic people to sign up for All Stars. Marcus has decided he, all of a sudden, wants an alliance with myself, Edgardo, Silas, LJ, and Dolly. ...what? Okay, I can get establishing endgame alliances - like, a final five - a final four - hell, even a final three. But when we already
HAVE a final six,
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ANOTHER? ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SHIT TALK YOU ALL GAME?
A real live succubus depicted above.
Seriously, who the hell is this chick? Does she have mind control abilities? Her and LJ are superhuman. The fact people listen to these people and etc etc is just so beyond me. It's so obvious they're just schemers who will say and do anything to anyone to get ahead, and yet...somehow, someway, some
idiot keeps listening to them. If I see them both in the FTC at the end of this, I won't be shocked in the least. Ugh. Austin, Silas, and Ed all realize this by now, but Marcus is still infatuated with some chick who couldn't possibly give less of a shit about him. It's ridiculous. And for some reason, he
TOLD HER we were voting Coach. I'm sure in his mind he fancies himself some sort of
"mastermind"...lol. ok. Why would you tell them that? How can you have so much
BLIND TRUST?
Fuck, man. Tonight is going to backfire horribly all because of
this bozo, and it makes me want to shoot myself, because I can literally SEE the dark tunnel of pain that awaits. According to Dolly, who told Silas, they're voting Alex, which, yeah, I expected, since he's one of the two people not in Marcus's dumbo alliance, and they've spent ages trying to flip Austin. I wouldn't be
shocked if they went after me tho because like...I've done jack shit since merge. I've been sleeping 90% of the time. I haven't felt great. So my amount of conversations with people are, well,
minimal, to say the least. Oops.
I wish they'd all just vote Ed, since he got immunity, but sigh. I don't expect much to go my way at this point. I need to start talking to people and regaining control and stuff, but, y'know, it might be a good thing to slip in the background for a few rounds here. I was doing a ton pre-merge, so if I go under the radar just for a bit and hope they snipe people who
aren't me, I can do stuff later. Problem is, I need to make sure I have pieces that I can do stuff with later, and right now it's looking like those are just gonna be taken out before me. If Alex goes now, they might target Austin next, which would make me commit seppuku right in front of the entire tribe. Do I care that this is two seasons past Survivor: Japan? Nah, not particularly.
The only people I think I can really work with right now are Austin, Silas, Alex, Ed, and PG. Everyone else is either shady and manipulative or inactive and useless. Or just plain stupid.
The definition of stupid, as can be found in your common household dictionary.
Ugh. Just...whatever. Tonight's gonna go horribly wrong. Dolly and LJ are probably gonna vote Coach, he magically shoots out an idol cannon, one of us goes home. Toodles. I'd change the vote but I tried and Ed doesn't want to - he doesn't think they have an idol or they'da played it on Robb, and he has the idol from the auction, so...blegh. Silas is freaking out about it just as much as I am, but ideally this
somehow works out. I don't think it will, but if it does? Yay!
I don't
think I'll go, as I've been virtually useless since merge
(but I guess that CAN be construed as a reason to get rid'a me, gross.), and I made a deal with PG that we'd keep each other out of each other's alliance's targeting scopes. If she breaks that I'll be pissed because I'm not breaking that. Silas tried targeting PG and I shut that shit down for her. I rly like her so if she fucks me over yeah I won't be happy about that. I should be fine even though I'm useless. If I'm not, oh well. I won't be too mad since it's mostly my fault for being semi-inactive since the merger, and, plus, first juror is kind of what I came in here hoping to be, lol.
WE'LL SEE I GUESS BYE.
